27
Jun
2010

After the match is before the match

Maradona2

Well, the stingless bee will flutter
home to England, her old mother,
hide her face in skirts and cry.

We say: "Fuck you Argentina!!!"
Herd the cattle in the Pampa,
'til you die, Ochsenei!

(Bild: wordpress.com, Diego Armando Maradona)
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Sunday Prayer

Loew

Oh Football-God, give us the chance
to kick the Brits to Neverlands!
Our Captain sends them right to hell,
wee Tinkerbell will ring the bell!

Schweini, just chase them in the holes,
Miro, go forward for the goals,
Özil and Poldi, teach Rooney
the classy style of Germany!

Brits, do your job and chop the wood,
your pumpkin kickin' is no good,
we’ll sweep the wood shavings away,
while thousand vuvuzelas play.

(Foto: Getty Images, Joachim Löw)
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