Practical
"Oh, how practical!" said Little Erna
standing on the Balcony of Altona
and watching the ships go by,
when she saw a boy peeing.
When Little Erna had to pee,
it was no fun at all.
How much better off is a boy
who can simply stand.
Little Erna however
always felt nervous and in danger,
when she balanced her bottom
over dirty fish market toilets.
But because she was bright,
Little Erna ordered a urinal
from a factory in the USA,
which was gender-friendly.
Now she pees standing upright,
doesn’t have to hide anymore,
creeping through the bushes
and splashing pipi on her shoes.
She can drink ten beers in the park,
and just has to take a few steps,
confidently and completely relaxed,
with her turquoise urinal in her hand.
She can mark trees like a doggie,
decorate paths with her works of art,
utter curses when a stiff breeze blows
and suddenly changes direction.
Oh, how convenient for Little Erna,
that she can use that urinal.
This way, she feels independent
and a bit like a heroïne, too.
standing on the Balcony of Altona
and watching the ships go by,
when she saw a boy peeing.
When Little Erna had to pee,
it was no fun at all.
How much better off is a boy
who can simply stand.
Little Erna however
always felt nervous and in danger,
when she balanced her bottom
over dirty fish market toilets.
But because she was bright,
Little Erna ordered a urinal
from a factory in the USA,
which was gender-friendly.
Now she pees standing upright,
doesn’t have to hide anymore,
creeping through the bushes
and splashing pipi on her shoes.
She can drink ten beers in the park,
and just has to take a few steps,
confidently and completely relaxed,
with her turquoise urinal in her hand.
She can mark trees like a doggie,
decorate paths with her works of art,
utter curses when a stiff breeze blows
and suddenly changes direction.
Oh, how convenient for Little Erna,
that she can use that urinal.
This way, she feels independent
and a bit like a heroïne, too.
Halbe Frau - 5. Dez, 03:34
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