Hello Terry, toothless woofie,
hello Lampard, floppy Goofy,
hello Gerrard, harmless kid,
hello Rooney, playing shit!

England’s gonna die inglorious,
jump down from the cape of hopelessness,
for the cup they’ll never see
any more in history!

From the fame hall to the yards,
we transmit our best regards!

(Bild: Wayne Rooney, a toothless roaring lion)